Pooooooooop
years of self hate really catches up to you
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BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium
no it’s vibranium
you mean FREEDOMIUM
Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?
No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health care.
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HO HO HO: Cross off the things you've done.
- Graduated high school
Collected something really stupid.- Smoked a cigarette.
- Got so drunk you passed out.
Rode every ride at an amusement park.- Gone to a rock concert.
Helped someone.- Gone fishing.
- Watched four movies in one night.
Gone long periods of time without sleep.Lied to someone.- Snorted cocaine.
- Failed a class.
- Smoked weed.
- Dealt drugs.
Been in a car accident.- Been in a tornado.
- Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).
- Watched someone die.
Burned yourself.- Ran a marathon.
Cried yourself to sleep.- Been on a plane.
- Been cheated on.
- Written a 10 page letter.
Gone skiing.- Been sailing.
Had a best friend.Lost someone you loved.- Shoplifted something
- Been to jail.
- Dangerously close to being in jail.
Skipped school.Had detentionGot in trouble for something you didn’t do.- Stolen books from the library.
Gone to a different country.- Dropped out of school.
- Been in a mental hospital.
Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.- Had an online diary.
Had a yard sale.- Had a lemonade stand.
- Actually made money at the lemonade stand.
- Been in a school play.
- Been fired from a job.
- Taken a lie detector test.
- Swam with dolphins.
Gone to Sea World.Voted for someone on a reality TV show.- Written poetry.
- Read more than 20 books a year.
- Gone to Europe.
- Loved someone you shouldn’t have.
Used a colouring book over age 12.- Had surgery.
- Had stitches.
Taken a taxi.- Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.
- Overdosed.
- Had a drug or alcohol problem.
- Been in a fist fight. (if Karate counts)
Suffered any form of abuse.- Gone surfing in California.
Had a hamster/guinea pig.- Pet a wild animal.
- Used a credit card.
Did “spirit day” at school.Dyed your hair.- Got a tattoo.
Had something pierced.Got straight A’s.Been on the Honor Roll.- Known someone with HIV or AIDS.
Made-out with someone.- Played on a sports team.
- Snuck out of the house.
- Swore at a teacher.
Gone laser tagging.- Been on the TV.
- Skinny-dipped.
- Driven a car.
Performed in front of an audience.Been in love.Had a blonde moment.Been on a train.Seen a ghost.- Gone bungee-jumping.
- Crashed a car.
- Sky dived.
- Been kissed in the rain.
Made an 11:11 wish.Drank alcohol.Forwarded a chain letter.Made a mistake.
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omfg Megan its usand so I discover why my generation is so weird
I will not never reblog
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