
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
I’M LAUGHING SO INCREDIBLY HARD BECAUSE THIS IS EVERY ONE’S REACTION ON HERE WHEN GETTING COMPLIMENTED.
i had my buns out
all i needed was the wiener
but i made one crucial mistake
i forgot to keep an eye out for selener
those kids who were born so close to christmas that they get fucked over into a combo present
Me ::::”””(((((”’








